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How To Maintain Your Self-Hatred After Hitting Your Goal Weight

  How To Maintain Your Self-Hatred After Hitting Your Goal Weight

Published In Reductress 1/9/15

Recently lost weight? You’ve probably heard a fair share of “Good for you!” and “Awesome!” from supportive friends and family. But if you don’t think quick, those voices might lift you to a place of self-acceptance. Uh-oh! Follow the steps below to prevent your weight-loss success from diminishing your sense of yourself as a garbage person fraud who’s forever undeserving of love...

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Effeminate Hand Gestures Men Do While Making Fun of Women That Are Totally True!

Effeminate Hand Gestures Men Do While Making Fun of Women That Are Totally True!

Published In Reductress 1/13/15

If there’s one thing men totally get, it’s women. That’s why it’s so accurate when they pretend to be us. Here’s ten effeminate hand gestures men make when they’re making fun of us that totally “get” us!

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Five Trendy New Eateries to Just Get a Salad with Some Chicken In It

Five Trendy New Eateries to Just Get a Salad with Some Chicken In It

Published In Reductress 1/13/15

Heading out Friday night, but the restaurant routine’s feeling a little tired and blah? Don’t despair. We’re dishing out a list of the hottest locales offering everything BBQ to Korean tacos, where will inevitably just get a salad with some grilled chicken in it...

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Nine Must-See Spots in Austin Cobbled Together from Memories and Dreams

Nine Must-See Spots in Austin Cobbled Together from Memories and Dreams

Published In Reductress 1/27/15

Editor Disclaimer: Our travel reporter lost her notebook. Here’s what she could remember from her trip. From what we understand, these are mostly either vague memories or odd dreams she’s pieced together since a bout of food poisoning and anti-nausea medication clouded her memory of the events...

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Prove To Your Ex You’re Over Him By Writing An Article And Hoping He Reads It

Prove To Your Ex You’re Over Him By Writing An Article And Hoping He Reads It

Published in Reductress 1/30/15

We’ve all been there: you’re totally over your ex, you never think about him at all, and you realize your life is infinitely better without him in it. But then again, how is he going to know all of that? Duh, write an article for a widely read publication about it. Follow these steps and he’ll be getting the message once and for all...

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