Originally published in Reductress 2/29/16
We’ve all been there: You’ve finally mustered up the courage to ask your crush on a date, only to be met with that heartbreaking response: “Let’s just be friends.” So what do you do now? Get depressed? Try to win him over? No and no. It’s time to springboard this minor setback into achieving your dreams of becoming the cult icon you always knew you could be. His loss is your aggressive fan base’s gain. Here’s how to spin his romantic rejection into rabid, underground obsession.
Read MoreOriginally published in Reductress 1/20/16
Sure, you graduated top of your class, you’ve been working tirelessly for over a decade, and you’ve proven to your superiors that you’re the most reliable employee in the company. That’s all great, but none of it will earn a man’s respect. Here are a few tips on how to get pretty close to the respect you’d warrant if you were a man by becoming a historically excellent leader.
Read MoreOriginally published in Reductress 1/14/16
Let’s face it: Love takes time, but you’re not getting any younger. So stop waiting around for the universe to send you some soulmate on the universe’s schedule, and follow these steps to guarantee that 2016 will be the year you finally force true love!
Read MoreOriginally published in StarWipe 10/31/15
Next time you’re plugging away on your laptop in public and you need to step away from your computer for a moment, don’t panic. Simply see if you can spot one of these six trustworthy celebrities in the vicinity, as any of them would totally keep an eye on it for you—unlike one celebrity we might name.
Read MoreOriginally published in StarWipe 10/22/15
Grace Jones is receiving heat for punches she throws in her new autobiography, I’ll Never Write My Memoirs, but the controversy goes much deeper than that. The book was my idea. Believe it or not, I’m the one who originally thought of a book about the life of Grace Jones written in first person. Me, StarWipecontributor Janie Stolar. Now, I’m speaking out.
Read MoreOriginally published in StarWipe 10/20/15
Puritan law may have fallen out of fashion by the early 1700s, but the fundamental rules of style are eternal. So when celebs leave the house looking anything less than stellar, it’s time to revert back to the draconian laws of 17th-century New England to punish them properly!
Take a look at these recent fashion choices and decide: Are you absolutely obsessed, or should we revert to Puritan law and shun the garment-wearer from society? You be the theocratic judge!
Read MorePublished in Reductress 10/5/15
Mattel announced a few key updates to America’s favorite doll Barbie earlier this week, just in time for mold season...
Read MorePublished In Reductress 6/17/15
Calling all workout warriors! Whether you’re looking to rev yourself out of a regimen rut or supercharge your summer sweat, this 6-step routine will take your shape from drab to fab in no time, as long as you don’t "pull an ‘us'” and forget a sports bra. Oops! Our bad...
Read MorePublished In Reductress 3/25/15
Springtime calls for a revitalizing wardrobe update, and nothing instantly brightens up a drab winter closet (without tipping your parents off to your carefully concealed sexuality) than a strand of signature beads! Read on for four must-try necklace varieties...
Read MorePublished In Reductress 1/9/15
Recently lost weight? You’ve probably heard a fair share of “Good for you!” and “Awesome!” from supportive friends and family. But if you don’t think quick, those voices might lift you to a place of self-acceptance. Uh-oh! Follow the steps below to prevent your weight-loss success from diminishing your sense of yourself as a garbage person fraud who’s forever undeserving of love...
Read MorePublished In Reductress 1/13/15
If there’s one thing men totally get, it’s women. That’s why it’s so accurate when they pretend to be us. Here’s ten effeminate hand gestures men make when they’re making fun of us that totally “get” us!
Read MorePublished In Reductress 1/13/15
Heading out Friday night, but the restaurant routine’s feeling a little tired and blah? Don’t despair. We’re dishing out a list of the hottest locales offering everything BBQ to Korean tacos, where will inevitably just get a salad with some grilled chicken in it...
Read MorePublished In Reductress 1/27/15
Editor Disclaimer: Our travel reporter lost her notebook. Here’s what she could remember from her trip. From what we understand, these are mostly either vague memories or odd dreams she’s pieced together since a bout of food poisoning and anti-nausea medication clouded her memory of the events...
Read MorePublished in Reductress 1/30/15
We’ve all been there: you’re totally over your ex, you never think about him at all, and you realize your life is infinitely better without him in it. But then again, how is he going to know all of that? Duh, write an article for a widely read publication about it. Follow these steps and he’ll be getting the message once and for all...
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